Three Men and the Wolfish Woman
“Men are pigs,” say the women. But if men are pigs, who is the wolf seeking to sink its jaws into the sweet tasty nutrients that the pigs are? Just as there are three little pigs, there are three little boys. The first one is Nice Guy. The second one is Speed Seduction Guy. The […]
“No, I don’t have children!”
This is what I find myself saying quite frequently. When younger, I would get the question of “Do you have a girlfriend?” But now the question is not even that of marriage but, “Do you have any children?” Everyone around me in the workplace has children…yet none of them are married. Scratch that. One woman […]
Psychoanalyzing the Bachelorpad
To talk to an associate through AIM, I forgot to turn off the auto-website loading feature. So when AIM loads up, it sends me to some bizzaro-world chick webpage (apparently, the AOL Singles Page). I shook my head looking at the ‘bachelorpad’ article. The most annoying attribute of Western women is how any little thing […]
Two Spheres
Two spheres of life are placed upon the Earth. They exist on top of one another. Where one lives in one sphere, that person cannot see the other sphere. These spheres are the masculine and feminine spheres. As men, we have our systems of beliefs, our moralities, and values. All men share similarities that it […]
Nice Guy Amuck
From Wikipedia: Duck Amuck is a surreal 1951 animated cartoon produced by Warner Bros. and released in 1953 as part of the Merrie Melodies series and starring Daffy Duck, who is tormented by a sadistic, unseen animator who constantly changes Daffy’s location, clothing, voice, physical appearance, and even shape. Pandemonium reigns throughout the cartoon as Daffy attempts to steer the action […]