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One day, the magnificent Pook decided to share his manliness (for it would be selfish to contain so much manliness!) with the world. The people rejoiced in this and children ran to greet the Pook when he appeared.
However, Pook encountered a band of disgruntled people huddled in a circle. They hissed their frustrations of life to one another and that was their ritual. Then, they would all disperse to their jobs and lives which they despised. Next day, they would gather, share in their complaints about the world, and then leave again to do it the next day. Seeing the cycle, Pook approached the group.
“What do you want!?” seethed a young man in his twenties who was beginning to look like he was entering his forties. “Why do you disrupt us?” came an old woman’s screech from a woman just turning twenty five.
“Tortured souls,” the Pookius Maximus said, “Every day, you gather and complain. Yet, then you go back to what you complain about.”
Then came the protests.
“X isn’t fair!”
“Y is corrupt and has been turned conspiracy against us!”
“Z will eventually collapse due to this injustice!”
Such are the common replies! And how frequent they come! Now, reader, you may inquire about the beings of this group. Rest assured, the beings are both liberal and conservative, pious and hedonistic, rich and poor, men and women, as well as your ancestors and your descendants. They are the 95% of the people. They are the masses.
“Let me be mirror to your thoughts,” said the Pook. “I want you to see your mind reflected as it really is. Permit me to ask some questions.”
“Very well,” allowed one member. “Ask and you shall have your answers.”
“Do you believe that you have suffered unfairness?”
For the first time, animation electrified their answers of “Yes!”. Each and every one of them believed their fate was unfair.
As Pook kept talking to them, a pattern emerged. Each and every one believed in a spiritual law of fairness. Bitterness swelled in them as they recited how “unfair” this or that was. All of them dreamed of the collapse of the “system” where their spiritual law of fairness would “return” the natural order of things.
Adults believe in Fairness like children believe in Santa Clause. Santa Clause is very much a figment of that Fairness. He knows who has been naughty or nice, bestows gifts on the good and coal on the bad. But just as there is no Santa Clause, there is no Fairness Spiritual Law either.
Life never runs smooth. It is a bumpy ride with set-backs as well as uphill struggles and downhill surges. If a person complained that a ride was not “fair” he would be considered mad. The purpose of the ride is the fun of taking different roads, seeing new scenery, and meeting the new people that come in your life. This is the Adventurer which every Human begins as (what we label the ‘innocence’ of a child) but can easily become corrupted into something else.
What is the opposite of the Adventurer? It is the Vortex. A Vortex is someone who is miserable in life and who complains as a swirl of angst. The nature of the complaint does not matter. It could be about the job, the women, the men, the world, SOMETHING. What happens when you combine many vortexes together? They create a giant Vortex that creates such a sucking sound that, standing near it, you literally begin to think the world is an Evil Place.
The Feminist is a Vortex. She thinks life has been unfair to HER and becomes a swirling cyclone of angst. Combine her with other swirling cyclones of angst and you have a giant vortex that begins to suck in normal women nearby. Men are not attracted to the Feminist Vortex (unless they have somehow been ‘sucked in’ so to say) because no one likes negativity and parasitism in their life.
The Nice Guy is also a Vortex. There are many definitions for ‘Nice Guy’, some be it the guy who is naive, the guy who believes in ‘love’, the guy with old morals, or simply a guy who is very polite. But the true definition of ‘Nice Guy’ is that like with all Vortexes, he believes in a Spiritual Law of Fairness. Beautiful women are not going for him. They are going for the “jerks”! What injustice! As the normal guy becomes a Nice Guy Vortex, he may become ‘buddies’ with similar thinking guys but women avoid him more. And the more women avoid him, the more the Vortex intensifies causing women to avoid him even more. “It’s not fair!” whines Nice Guy.
Vortexes are everywhere. It is your job, as the Adventurer, to avoid them. Obstacles in your path are what makes the Adventure fun. The only REAL obstacle is the Vortex who, like Sirens, will suck you towards to the rocks where the masses of shattered lives lay on the beach.
How do you know if you are in a vortex? Here are some signs:
1) Are your conversations about NEGATIVE things that are occurring that is out of your control?
2) Do the people participate in hopes of vomiting their frustration?
3) Is the theme of the conversations revolving around the concept of UNFAIRNESS of some form?
4) When the people talk, do they smile? If not, they are more likely in a Vortex.
The Vortex eats up your valuable energy. Instead of using that energy to ADVENTURE, to discover new and wonderful things, you go in circles in the Vortex. Time passes. And one day, you will simply… stop. Since Fairness will never come, for that would mean Heaven on Earth, the only way out of the Vortex is to die.
Most people in their lives swirl around their vortexes, like the toilets, all their lives.
There are so many Vortexes it would be ridiculous to mention them all. But the most common are political. When we get frustrated in life (which is inevitable), many lose their senses and become drawn to a political ’cause’. When our talents and passions are frustrated, we tend to turn to new ’causes’. This is why children of wealthy people get caught up in political ’causes’. Same with actors and many of the population. Hitler was a frustrated artist first, dictator second.
In many ways, the Feminist and the Nice Guy are far more alike then different. When career women go off to dinner together, they are complaining about men (i.e. super vortex). Nice Guys can be the same. Other groups you are thinking in your head right now apply as well. Consider these Vortexes to be the Cult of the Fair. All their doubt and anger leads to PRE-MATURE AGING.
“But Pook,” cried a woman. “If what you say is true, if that is the Cult of Fairness, then what is the alternative? Who follows the Adventurer?”
“My lady,” I replied, “the opposite would be the Cult of the Fantastic. There is no spiritual belief of Fairness in this one. By adopting the mindset of what they WILL do, they live completely and enjoy the bumpy ride. The Fairness Cultists huddle from their rat holes to point, be envious, and hurl moralizations. They condemn the Adventurer for violating the Law of Fairness where they are really condemning themselves.”
I then turned to the crowd and said, “You are all done with the Vortex. You will now stop thinking of what you are NOT achieving and, instead, think of what you ARE achieving. This puts you in a mindset looking for opportunities and challenges rather than barriers and obstructions. This simple change of your mindset will remove the detractors and doubters from your life and attract the movers-and-shakers.”
And with that, the crowd dispersed for the last time. One person swore that he would find a new job within the next two months. Another swore he would buy that house in six months. Yet, another decided to devote his free time back to his passions and dreams. The Vortex imploded and, they all became adventurers again.