A Complete Web Edition of The Book Of Pook
Again into infinity, a young man says, “Oh, help me, great oracle called Sosuave! I have had a scenario with a WOAH-MAN. This happened then, that happened there, X followed Y, Z proceeded N, and R is the result! “Does she like me?” Looking for female interest is a course toward disaster. It places you…
Gentlemen, I have concluded that women desire THREE men. One is the man for her heart, another is the man for her words, and the third is the man in her arms! Likewise, the cryptic code of womanese, whose very utterance causes men to pace nervously and shakes the foundations of language, divides into three…
It’s no surprise that woman speak in another language. They are subtle creatures, sneaky, devious, and say things in code. It’s time for men to break the code of womanese! For your reading pleasure, bold will be the woman. Normal text will be the explanation. Italics will be what the Pook man is saying. I’m…
Long long ago, before I found this website and all, I did have female friends. Currently, I have no female friends as female friends seem to be an impossibility for me now. Every girl I *try* to be friends with wants to date me, screw me, etc. But what about girls who already have a…
Don’t compliment unless its something you are genuinely impressed by (authenticity is the key). Everyone likes to feel unique and special in their own way. Show interest in HER and her life. Believe me, she will make your ears bleed. (this will come off naturally since you are already interested in her, therefore interested in…
This is EXCELLENT! xblitz44x, I want to use your post to illustrate a point. DISCLAIMER: One can learn a lot with speed seduction. You can learn how to be more at ease with talking to them (since women are more comfortable with talking about feelings than anything intellectual), and good to give a starting point…
There I am, minding my own business on my computer, when a message pops up to scream, “W00t! Eh git da Pook! Tale me, Puke, whut cun eh dew ta git da woa-men?” And then appears one of the following lines: “How do I approach?” “What do I say?” “How do you call her?” “How…
What am I getting at? Thanks to this site I have developed a great sense of self and a much higher level of confidence (not perfect by any means, but a hell of a lot improved). I’ve committed myself for the last couple years to doing whatever it takes to get what I want (money,…
A young man approached this post, opened his mouth as but to speak, and snorted, “Signor Pook! Or how is it that you like to be called, Monsieur Pook? Well then, bon jour! There is French salutation for your French slop!” Counterfeit not the time, goodly sir. Speak your complaint. “All you do in these…
Ooh la la! That is what is going through the Don Juan’s mind. Ooh la la! For this is the only thing that is in a Don Juan’s head when he is with the lovely young lady! Lady La Hotness! Ooh la la! “Monsieur Pook! Ooh la la!” But many guys do not have ‘ooh…