Secret To Womanese!

What is this alien realm called Womaniverse where all these strange creatures known as WOAH-MEN emerge from? They scatter about the Earth and cast Mankind in a Pleasure-Pain Paradox. Alas, the WHOA-MEN kept complaining and drove our ancestors so mad that they created civilization to please them. Seeing their failure (for women are forever complaining),…

Even More Womanese!

Again into infinity, a young man says, “Oh, help me, great oracle called Sosuave! I have had a scenario with a WOAH-MAN. This happened then, that happened there, X followed Y, Z proceeded N, and R is the result! “Does she like me?” Looking for female interest is a course toward disaster. It places you…

More Womanese!

Gentlemen, I have concluded that women desire THREE men. One is the man for her heart, another is the man for her words, and the third is the man in her arms! Likewise, the cryptic code of womanese, whose very utterance causes men to pace nervously and shakes the foundations of language, divides into three…

Womanese!

It’s no surprise that woman speak in another language. They are subtle creatures, sneaky, devious, and say things in code. It’s time for men to break the code of womanese! For your reading pleasure, bold will be the woman. Normal text will be the explanation. Italics will be what the Pook man is saying. I’m…

The Difference Between Dating And Friendship

Long long ago, before I found this website and all, I did have female friends. Currently, I have no female friends as female friends seem to be an impossibility for me now. Every girl I *try* to be friends with wants to date me, screw me, etc. But what about girls who already have a…

Talking To Girls

Don’t compliment unless its something you are genuinely impressed by (authenticity is the key). Everyone likes to feel unique and special in their own way. Show interest in HER and her life. Believe me, she will make your ears bleed. (this will come off naturally since you are already interested in her, therefore interested in…

“SS is AFC”

This is EXCELLENT! xblitz44x, I want to use your post to illustrate a point. DISCLAIMER: One can learn a lot with speed seduction. You can learn how to be more at ease with talking to them (since women are more comfortable with talking about feelings than anything intellectual), and good to give a starting point…

Securities Vs. Mistakes

There I am, minding my own business on my computer, when a message pops up to scream, “W00t! Eh git da Pook! Tale me, Puke, whut cun eh dew ta git da woa-men?” And then appears one of the following lines: “How do I approach?” “What do I say?” “How do you call her?” “How…

Re: Selfishness, Life Changing Decisions etc.

What am I getting at? Thanks to this site I have developed a great sense of self and a much higher level of confidence (not perfect by any means, but a hell of a lot improved). I’ve committed myself for the last couple years to doing whatever it takes to get what I want (money,…